Yesterday was a Lovely relaxing day. AS PER USUAL. Someone said to me today [as my children were tearing up their room] “Wow you’ve got real BOY boys, haven’t you. I wonder if that’s nature or nurture?” JUST FYI. I DID NOT NURTURE THIS. THIS IS NOT MY FAULT. And also, I can’t IMAGINE my genetics had ANY bearing on this. It’s The Universe’s fault. You see, I put in an order for two lovely quiet girls, who would sing with me and wear tutus. We would read books, wear makeup, braid quietly with classical music in the background. My Instagram would be BEAUTIFUL– we’d make flower crowns, and I’d take photos of them gazing thoughtfully in forests. WHY AM I IN THIS SNOT-FART-POO-BUM-TRUCK FEST?! SURELY this isn’t my fault. Who can I possibly blame for this madness? Why isn’t the moon full? WHERE.IS.YOUR.FATHER! ????#agendanewyork #momlife #nyc
Agenda New York está orgullosa de ser Latina! También por ser Madre, Esposa, Amiga y Profesional! Pero más que todo porque hoy sobreviví haber dejado a mi gordito en su primer día de Kindergarden!!! Cuéntanos de que estas orgullosa tu?
Agenda New York is super proud to be Latina! Proud to be a mother, wife, friend and a woman professional. But I am also proud I was able to survive dropping off my little man on his first day of Kindergarden.