Hi. My name is Carla. My kids ate toast for dinner. It’s 7:45 pm –the “home stretch”. Yes, I am wearing a tangerine hat and green t-shirt! But they are still filthy. And very loud. I have decided I do not want to parent anymore. I want to be Beyoncé. Ok thanks bye. #agendanewyork #mommylife #nyckids #mommyblogger