Before I wanted it all…Now i just want to pee alone.

pee

Preferably in a toilet. Preferably without an audience. ? A girlfriend of mine told me today that she fakes constipation to her whole family, just to steal a few extra minutes on the throne. “Sorry kids, mommy is somewhat backed up right now. It’s going to be a while! Talk amongst yourselves.” –

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